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Friday, April 08, 2005

The exploits continues..

After some hard work travelling and having a really busy schedule in the recent months.. the process of personal re-branding has, to some extend taken an interesting turn. It's been a marvelous "Tahun Johan Sexy 2005". I've successfully slimmed down (yes i've lost 5kg's.. the secret is Nasi 1/4, not 1/2 aaa.. and lots of water!). Why not continue the exploits riiight?..

Yes i know i was slightly naughty and even slutty at some point last year but it's was purely for fun.. and what fun it was.. (no animals or women were hurt in this production.. or was there? hmmm..), hahaha.. anyways, it's 2005.. the first 4 months have just zipped by.. and i made a resolution that i wasn't going to go after any girls this year. Nope, not because i was jaded or anything patheticly loser like.. it was just an observation of my life from an external perspective. Why should it fall on the man's responsibility and why can't the opposite be done? I've just made it a policy for the women to chase me instead. Yes most of you laughed it off. There goes Johan on his silly little imaginary trip again.

But... let's not forget, it's almost always that a lady who decides which is their lucky man. (Although i sometimes question their rationale ability and choices). Ladies, if you think that men have not figure you out? You are so wrong. They're just quietely playing along and manipulating the game to the point that you are naively walking your own death row, hell.. some of you walk into same traps that the men managed to convince you to set up for yourself.

Yes if you must know, i did have the desired result of women chasing me and that list includes models, foreign ones too (an interesting tip taught by another foreign male model friend).. Enuff said there.. and at any point in time since January, there's been at least 3-4 women on the radar simultaneously gamed enough to try their luck.. there has been one girl that has been that worthy adversary.. My Baby D, she's still in the picture somehow.. My charms have not worked so well.. demmit! but i have to stick to my Bad Boy policy.. shame really.. It feels like i am in one of those guys on those relationship reality game shows.. hahaha.. The one you really liked and hoped liked you back but there's others who all want you too and it's up to audience SMS votes.. Arrrghh!!

So in an effort to redeem myself from last year.. i tamed down that sluttiness a little bit and created a whole new sexy image. I had some explaining to do of course.. naturally it's a new product, some public education is needed.. To put it quite simply, i believe that most people already know me well enough by now on the surface as the Mr. Nice Guy. So i decided to experiment with being Mr. Bad Boy and a Sexy Playboy.. not changing myself, just merely confident of exposing a little bit more..

Justification? Well, Johan Nasir has many faces, multiple personalities, different layers and most people hardly get the opportunity to discover the other sides of me that also exist. I've never really shown that and since i established that Goody Two Shoes character so much over the years plus i had my bevvy of beauties to constantly defensively yapp and say "Yes!.. Johan.. Oh! He's just such a big sweetheart nice guy sweetie adorable cute darling etc etc etc.." (yucks.. enough of that mushy stuff already :P) to others anywhere i go and with anything i do.. i felt it was safe to build on the Bad Boy layer without much damage to the overall reputation. Yes i did pull it off.. New and improve some were saying.. Sexy, Eligible, Confident, Successful, Mutli Talented, A Must See..

Why did i even bother? Really, i was just bored and mentally unchallenged by people around me. Then a chanced meeting recently with a famous music industry architect personality highlighted an interesting observation he had made. Successful stars, famous people, the ones that last through time in an unforgiving industry survive purely by the fact that these people are not just mere talent, they are personalities, entertainers who constantly re-invent themselves into a new image that sells. Example: Michael Jackson, Madonna, Elton John, Britney Spears, Missy Elliot, P. Diddy, U2, Aerosmith, Metallica, Prince, Destiny's Child, etc etc etc... (yes i know some of you reading this will mis-intepret this by thinking i want to be a superstar.. English ada understooded onot?) Interesting isn't it? Well plenty more observations were made that night about the talents that Malaysia produces (more towards the lack of actually and why they will never reach international stardom.. but that's a whole long other story..)

Sidetrack: Note to aspiring/current artists, if you really really want to make it internationally, then come up with a Professional Promotional EPK and RM 5000. Nope it's not a scam, just a test of your passion and thirst.. We're serious if you are! Sorry we find the Local Music Industry, the Akademi Fantasia's and Malaysian Idol's as unsuitable platforms to launch you internationally..

Back to my reality.. I guess my experimental journey of re-branding has brought about a new understanding of myself. I'm still very much the same person, only to others, they are discovering other sides of me that they never knew existed. The end result, confusion. Ahhh.. Nothing like a little scandal and drama to get those mouths talking again. Drama-nyaaa..

Anyways, I guess i've come to the point that i don't really need to sell my heart and soul to some girl out there who's probably too whatever to be worthy of me. I have market value and i've been told that the saham is quite high since last time. That's already established if not reinforced in recent times. I know some girls testing the waters know partially about that growing value. God knows why they're hesistant to discover more. (Tip: Less dreaming about the perfect guy and less bishing about the screw up your with. Really, I'm personally sorry, talking with most of you girls just tells me that most women out there really are clueless about what they want and what they have and how obvious it is that your guy has you by your non-existent balls.. it's really a major turn off that some of you don't realise that no matter how many times i tell you to wake up.)

I know what i want in life. I know what i can give to someone who is special in my life. I know my abilities to really love someone in my life and that someone will be very lucky (as a number of my lady friends would testify). So it's just a matter of time that someone sees that value and grabs me before someone else does. It's like finding that last perfect pair of shoes in your size shopping during a sale. You snooze, you lose.

Best of all.. i'm happy thank you very much. Couldn't be better. Enjoying the company of multiple intriguing people that i see have potential and dare to stick around. Nope this wasn't a bishing session about women. Till the next episode of "Who Wants To Marry The Average Joe"

Modern Law of Economics: With proper marketing and creation of the artificial Demand of Goods,.. the Supply of Sales will come in naturally due to the impact of Consumerism and Convergent Advertising trends. Is it really that hard to figure out?

Jo :)

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